From the mouth of Babes

by Cynthia
(Clinton, NC )

My five year old niece who usually took turns going to her grandmothers' churches. (her father's mom which she called MeMe's church) and her mother's mom which she called grandma's church). This particular Sunday she decides that she wants to go back to grandma's church (her mother's mom church) where she went the prior Sunday, the two grandmothers were puzzled, one grandmother asked, why do you want to go back to my church again sweetheart, she began to explain that she just had to go back and catch the Holy Ghost and take him to MeMe's church because he wasn't there the last time she went.

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