God's Not Hard of Hearing! ! !

by Terry Brunson
(Philadelphia, PA.)

Two brothers visited their grandmother's house two weeks before christmas. The brothers kneeled down by their bed to pray. The little brother prayed at the top of his lungs, "God I want a X-Box for Christmas, God I want a 10 speed-bike, God I want that new I-Phone!"
The bigger brother tapped his little brother and said, "Why are you yelling so loud, GOD IS NOT HARD OF HEARING."

The little brother said, "I know that, but grandmother is!!"

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