Hymns of the Trade

by Ed Zapp
(Louisville, KY)

The Dentist's Hymn:.............Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn:..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's Hymn:..........The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn:..............Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn:..............There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn:..........Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn:.........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn:...........I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn:..............Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn:.........Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn:.............Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn:.............I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn:....He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn:..............The Great Physician

For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...........................God Will Take Care of You

55mph...........................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65mph...........................Nearer My God To Thee

75mph...........................Nearer Still Nearer

85mph...........................This World Is Not My Home

95mph...........................Lord, I'm Coming Home

over 100mph.................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life
And pass it on to other folk.

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