I'm getting the kids started on a lizard

by Michael Osborne
(Elkin N.C. USA)

One morning at church we were in Sunday School Class and my sister-in-law ran into our Sunday school class. She was screaming, "I need a man, any man!" So immediately I arose to see what the problem was. As we went into her class all the little 4 and 5 year olds were all in one corner of the room screaming, and then I saw it. A lizard hanging on the wall. I caught it in a cup and as I'm taking it outside the pastor came down from upstairs and wanted to know what all the commotion is about and this is what came to me: "Today we are going to have a snake handling service and I was getting the kids started on a lizard."

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