Burnout is no laughing matter. But sometimes, all you can do is laugh. So here are some pastor burnout jokes to help you out.
This pastor burnout joke is an exaggeration ... but only a slight exaggeration!
Two ministers met in the after life.
One said, "Isn't heaven wonderful after the parish ministry?"
The other said, "This isn't heaven!"
After a church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
Jesus made a quick return to earth for a visit. He came upon a lame man, had compassion on him, and healed his leg. Further down the road, Our Lord came upon a blind man, had compassion on him, and healed him.
A little further down the road, Jesus came upon a man sitting on the curb sobbing his heart out. Jesus asked him what was wrong. The man cried out in agony, "I'm a pastor!"
Jesus sat down beside him, put his arm around him....... and cried too.