Pastor Burnout Jokes

Burnout is no laughing matter. But sometimes, all you can do is laugh. So here are some pastor burnout jokes to help you out.

Dead Pastors

This pastor burnout joke is an exaggeration ... but only a slight exaggeration!

Two ministers met in the after life. One said, "Isn't heaven wonderful after the parish ministry?" The other said, "This isn't heaven!"

Poor Pastor

After a church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

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He'll be baaaack. Available in several dark colors!

Help - Preaching White T-Shirt

Help - Preaching White T-Shirt

Ever gotten on a roll and just couldn't stop? Then, this is the t-shirt for you or that fiery preacher or pastor in your life! Says, 'Help! I'm preaching and I can't shut up!'

Jesus Wept

Jesus made a quick return to earth for a visit. He came upon a lame man, had compassion on him, and healed his leg. Further down the road, Our Lord came upon a blind man, had compassion on him, and healed him.

A little further down the road, Jesus came upon a man sitting on the curb sobbing his heart out. Jesus asked him what was wrong. The man cried out in agony, "I'm a pastor!"

Jesus sat down beside him, put his arm around him....... and cried too.

This one is for your wife!

Ok, enough pastor burnout jokes. Now back to the serious stuff... or maybe not...

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